Apparently New Year's "prophecies" now come in One-Size-Fits-All. So-called prophetess Cindy Jacobs recently announced that 2016 will be the Year the Tide Turns. She assures every single person watching her video that 2016 will be the year the tide turns in their favor.
So, quick get everyone you know to watch this video so that 2016 will be the year the tide turns!
If you believe that then we have bridge we'd like to sell you in Brooklyn.