"Jesus Gave You a Flu Shot" Says Gloria Copeland

Do you have the flu? It's your fault because you failed to claim the flu shot that Jesus died on the cross to give you. Here's Word of Faith Superstar Gloria Copeland to explain this new doctrine:

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Demonic Yeast Infections

Katie Souza received a revelation that playing slot machines and video games could cause you to contract a demonic yeast infection.