“Do not be idolaters as some of them were; as it is written, “The people sat down to eat and drink and rose up to play.” …Therefore, my beloved, flee from idolatry.”
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Did your church dazzle you with the spectacle of dancing storm troopers on Easter? If not, then you're really missing out. Here's what you would have seen if you had been at Church of the Rock in Winnipeg, Canada.
This video was made by a couple who went to this "church service" just out of sheer curiosity (kind of like driving by the scene of an accident):
In this video Patricia King, The Smartest Person in Christendom, claims that she experienced the Ox Anointing which included her getting down on all fours like a beast and hearing people call her a "dirty old ox."
This isn't Christianity! This is nothing but a load of bovine scatology and the blind leading the blind.
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“Beloved, although I was very eager to write to you about our common salvation, I found it necessary to write appealing to you to contend for the faith that was once for all delivered to the saints.” (Jude 1:3)
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