"Winner's Church"-Where "Winning Is A Lifestyle!"


The sounds like satire, but it's real:

"Bishop" Fred Shipman is a Bishop because... he sticks the word "Bishop" in front of his name. He has a "Bachelor of Divinity from International Bible Seminary" according to his glowing biography (which even mentions how "down to earth" he is, in spite of calling himself a Bishop!). 

Would you like to get a "Bachelor of Divinity" like "Bishop" Fred Shipman? Just send a check to this online "Seminary"... (You may want to get a degree in Biblical Naturopathy while you're at it)


But after you pay your fee you'll have this difficult assignment: "All degree and certificate program requirements may be satisfied by the completion of prescribed curriculum courses. Each course is divided into several modules that consist of readings and selected passages from the New and Old Testaments. There are questions at the end of each section that are to be answered before going on to the next section. Each module contains a mixture of multiple choice and true or false questions..."

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Wow! Fill in the multiple choice/true or false questions and you can be the Bishop of your own church!!

Of course, if you want to be like "Bishop" Fred Shipman, remember that he: "operates in his giftings as a visionary, motivator, and speaker." 

My dearest Timothy, as you serve our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, remember to operate in your giftings as visionary, motivator and speaker. Tell people that they are winners!
— Said the Apostle Paul never

"Bishop" Fred Shipman doesn't want you to read this: Shocking Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know!