Kat Kerr Kommands the Hurrikane!!

As of September 7, 2017 there is no reason to fear the category 5 hurricane "Irma." The prophetess Kat Kerr has taken authority over this gigantic storm and it will soon dissipate. As of this writing, however, there are many people dead and catastrophic damage in the Caribbean (but maybe Kat Kerr will raise those people from the dead?)...

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This video appeared on Kat Kerr's Facebook page on September 5, 2017:

Uploaded by Is Not Satire on 2017-09-07.

This woman is blasphemously claiming to have the authority to speak things into existence as if she was God. It doesn't matter how dramatic and forceful she speaks, she is NOT God, nor can she do the same things that God does. 

Although it's good to pray for this terrible storm situation, praying and COMMANDING are not the same things.

Here is footage of what hurricane Irma did the day AFTER Kat Kerr made her declaration:

Irma a category 5 hurricane destroys the beautiful island of St. Maarten/St.Martin. Viewer discretion advised!

 

Here is a tiny amount of the damage that this storm has already caused:

 

By the way, Kat would have prevented hurricane Harvey last week, but she just didn't get around to it:

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Lance Wallnau is getting into the action, too:

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UPDATE: Maybe Kat was waving her magic wand in the wrong direction... As of September 8th there are now TWO hurricanes:

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With the forward of her book, "Revealing Heaven - an eyewitness account" dictated to Kat Kerr by a scribe angel, well, you just know it's gonna get wild and wooly. There are so many books out there by people who claim to have gone to heaven, I have literally lost track.