The Young "Messiah": Christians delight in really bad fanfiction

Get ready for another collection of unbiblical dialog and drama that NEVER HAPPENED. The Young Messiah is the movie that will be releasing March 11 in theaters across the nation (Just in time for Resurrection Sunday!), but the world premiere happened in January at the Billion Soul Network's NAR-based Synergize 2016 conference."

"Young Messiah is the "greatest story never told," says film exec Chris Columbus, (Home Alone, two Harry Potter films, and Mrs. Doubtfire). He recently told Kathie Lee and Hoda that The Young Messiah is based on the novel Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt by on-again-off-again Catholic Anne Rice, which imagines Jesus at around age 7. He said it was biblical, because he had a team of theologians looking over his shoulder, and they all agreed that this was an accurate film.

Who are these theologians? Only one is named:

Dr. Ted Baehr, chairman of the Christian Film, & Television Commission, which publishes MOVIEGUIDE®, served as a theological and film making consultant for THE YOUNG MESSIAH, and has declared the film to be "orthodox:"

“There have been many movies about Jesus since the 1890s,” he noted. “Only one has been word for word. All the others create story elements not found in the Bible. So, THE JESUS FILM, which has been seen by a billion people, is 70 percent the Gospel of Luke. The rest was added to make the movie dramatic. . . . I had long conversations with the filmmaker, John Heyman, about how to dramatize the Gospel while keeping the orthodox, biblical theology of the New testament. Even if a movie is word for word, like THE GOSPEL OF JOHN, the casting, the set direction, the locations, etc., are all products of the filmmaker’s imagination.”  Source

Dr. Baehr, how can a film based entirely on the idea of Jesus at age 7 and an Ann Rice novel be "Orthodox?" Besides Baehr, a long list of partners who got a sneak peek in order to offer a positive review of the film include Word of Faith Hillsong pastorix Christine Caine, Bishop Doug Beacham of the NAR-Promoting International Pentecostal Holiness Church, and several Catholic organizations and churches.

So we've got Word of Faithers, NAR promoters and Catholics all agreeing that this is an orthodox film true to a story that was never told? Ah well, Sean Bean is in it, so never mind all that biblical accuracy stuff:

I can hear it now: "But we love movies about Jesus! It's just for fun!" Or, "But my unsaved friend will see it and come to Jesus."  Really?  Which one?  

The problem with fiction films that are said to be "some truth" based on something that isn't even in the breathed-out Word of God is that you can't mix light with darkness. Truth plus error still equals terror, and movie goers aren't going to be able to unsee the imagery and the untruth about our Lord that this fantasy portrays. And when you involve unorthodox partners in your orthodox film, the result is not orthodox.

From The Young Messiah"'s Instagram promotional images

From The Young Messiah"'s Instagram promotional images

Director Cyrus Nowrasteh explains to the National Catholic Register that he and his wife wrote the script, and had consultants of differing faiths:

Question:  "Your story does include some elements that reflect a Catholic perspective, such as Jesus’ brethren and sisters (just one of each here, James and Salome) being depicted as Jesus’ cousins.

Nowrasteh:  "Right, they’re cousins, and the idea is that they have sort of been adopted into the family. In those days, one of the historians was telling me, the extended family was sort of this very strong unit that stayed together — first cousins, second cousins, even more distant cousins. They all referred to one another as brother and sister in those times. I guess this could be considered a cop-out, but we felt like we could play it both ways.

You can't play it both ways. It's truth based on God's Word and doctrine, or it's not. In this case, the Young Messiah is not.